Barbra Streisand Makes Me Want To Vomit

Yes, this hag actually made Yahoo's Buzz Index which is actually a drag because I feel obligated to write about her.

Have you been to Barbra Streisand's web site. Is that the most prissy thing you've ever seen? There she is sitting like a sweet little charming miss priss in her black dress, lace choker and bouquet of roses when she is really more like one of the thorns on those roses.

She should be sitting there with a pack of rabid Dobermans and her choker should be a spiked leather collar to more accurately represent who she is.

I don't know the outcome of the case, but she tried to sue an environmentalist photographer for taking a picture of her multi-million dollar mansion when all he was trying to do was document beach erosion along the cost of California. Here's a close up of the house.

Wait just a minute, I thought this liberal campaign financing, George Bush hating yenta loved the environmentist cause. Hey Babs, aren't you being a bit of a hypocrite here? What do you want the $50 million for anyway, to get a nose job? Don't you have enough money for that anyway?

I though you were a singer and actress, so why is your web site filled with editorial bildge instead of a promotion for your music (if that's what you call it) and acting career?

So now you are pissed because the L.A. Times fired a liberal columnist. Gee, we're really sorry Babs that the Times didn't check with you first, and W doesn't check with you on everything he does, and the photographer didn't check with you, and the Senate didn't check with you on impeaching W, and FEMA didn't check with you to find out what you wanted them to do before Katrina ravaged the Gulf Coast, and on and on and on.

It seems as though you have a plan for everything after the fact Ms. Streisand. You probably have a plan for taking over the world with your buddy Bill Clinton, he seems to be the only person you like.

Scuse me while I go take some Pepto, I'm feeling a bit ill.

timmy